I was searching for Youtube, but I forgot the name and asked Penny “Whats that video website that has ‘Tube’ in it?”
She said “Redtube”
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH VIDEOS OF BABY HUMANS DOING CUTE THINGS OKAY??? I DIDN’T ASK TO SEE SIN!!!!!
Almost daily she gets letters from this person named “Mom”
This “Mom” person is weird.
Whenever I tell humans my name, they think I’m a gang member and run away.
I just want love ; w;
Also, it possibly turns them into Pascal.
That’s the only possible explaination I can come up with for why Pascal is just so…..
Do you REALLY want more folks like him around? No? Me neither, stop pollution.